We're going to narrowly skirt a recession...

I remember that one from a while back.  And the two kitchen sink quarters in financials.  Now it's going to be a V-shaped recovery.  Hell, I'm all in then!!!! *not

Narrowly skirt a depression maybe... Remember a depression is defined as a 10% drop in GDP peak to trough.  It might take years, who knows really.  It depends on just how much they prolong the inevitable.