A lot of people are wondering how this will all end. According to my sources in approximately 2*10^63 more moves Goldman's WOPR and JP Morgan's Deep Blue will declare a draw after having ran over the lesser mortals. In one such instance, Goldman's WOPR did a 3-move checkmate on Grandmaster Shorty while JPM & Deep Blue's wreckless SPY sacrifies discombulated International Master WTF forcing a quick resignation after blundering his rook in 23 (Tal would be proud**). Interestingly, after facing 1) c4.. Kasparov shouted several expletives and left to become the Russian Opposition Leader. He was last seen on Bloomberg standing in front of some important-looking Russian landmark.
In the most highly contested and controversial match of the rally, 18-month old Russian Grandmaster Somethingikov was about to gain market share on Goldman's WOPR when a freak network glitch caused Somethingikov to start dropping packets and was later disqualified after officials said the infant tested positive for HGH.
**Read the Tal Style and Quotations, more specifically the last quote.
